Friday, 27 February 2009

• Seriously, WTH, Kishimoto

  Man, I can't believe that bugger Kishimoto did this. If he really follows through on what was implied in this week's chapter of Naruto, I can foresee a huge mob bearing torches and pitchforks marching towards his house. But lets see what it is that he has actually done, shall we?
  
  

   
  A confession that was too long in coming. But better late than never. You go, girl!
  
  

  No, its not Hinata finally confessing her feelings to Naruto. Having carried a torch for him all these years, it's about time you finally got the courage to tell him your true feelings. Naruto is an idiot to have overlooked you for that tomboy Sakura.
  

  
  

  
  WTH
  

  
  It is this. The implied death of fan favorite Hinata. The collective cry of agony of millions of Hinata fans the world over tore a hole in the fabric of the space-time continuum and carried their screams far back in time across almost infinite reaches of space to a distant galaxy where strange and warlike beings were poised on the brink of frightful interstellar battle.

  The two opposing leaders were meeting for the last time. A dreadful silence fell across the conference table as the commander of the Vl'Hurgs, resplendent in his black jewelled battle shorts, gazed levelly at the G'Gugvunt leader squatting opposite him in a cloud of green, sweet-smelling steam. As a million sleek and horribly beweaponed star cruisers poised to unleash electric death at his single word of command, the Vl'Hurg challenged his vile enemy to take back what it had said about his mother.

  The creature stirred in its sickly broiling vapour, and at that very moment the screams of Hinata's fans drifted across the conference table. Unfortunately, in the Vl'Hurg tongue this was the most dreadful insult imaginable, and there was nothing for it but to wage terrible war for centuries. Eventually the error was detected, but over two hundred and fifty thousand worlds, their peoples and cultures perished in the holocaust.

  Kishimoto, you have destroyed most of a small galaxy. Please draw your manga with greater care from now on.
  

  But in all seriousness, Hinata is like the only reason I continue reading Naruto. I read every chapter for the slight possibility that she will appear in one of the panels. Kishimoto had better not kill off Hinata for good. Seriously. Or I'll be leading the torch bearing mob later.
  

  Gah.

  Guess that this means Nana Mizuki will be losing her role as Hinata?
  

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